Posted on February 14, 2012 by John Rampton in Just For Fun
Valentines Day is one of those days that I love. It’s the one time during the year that I’m required to say “I love you” to someone, just kidding. This is a short message out there to all you online marketing people to take time out of your day to buy your significant other a gift and tell them that you love them.
If you’re single here are a couple funny tweets that I think you’ll like!
#IfYouAreSingle it’s because you tweeted Who is Paul McCartney yesterday
#IfYouAreSingle & choosy when it comes to finding your soulmate, chances are, you’ll end up with the right one, or die alone.
if Caroline Flack has taught me anything, it’s that #IfYouAreSingle, dont worry, your boyf might not have been born yet
#IfYouAreSingle don’t worry. You still have ice cream.
#IfYouAreSingle open this link… and you’ll become pregnant. pic.twitter.com/C5QJwnov
#IfYouAreSingle Happy Single Awareness Day .!!
Those of you that dont know #IfYouAreSingle you’re going to know today when those texts dont get returned and your call goes right to vmail
Happy Valentine’s Day. #IfYouAreSingle, quit complaining. Buy yourself a Chocolate Frog and move on.
#IfYouAreSingle, volunteer for #TheHungerGames and win. You’ll never have a shortage of admirers in The Capitol.
#IfYouAreSingle try to ignore today… Remember all the chocolate goes on sale tomorrow!